[community profile] saltburnt butler

Sep. 22nd, 2024 01:00 pm
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CARMY BERZATTOLocation saltburnt
Award-winning chef and Chicago restaurateur. Tiny freak. Why does it keep adding shit here that I didn't write.
AGE33HEIGHT5'7"
SIGNCapricornJOBExecutive Chef
SEXUALITYMostly straightDIETBad
SMOKEYesDRINKNo
INTERESTS
CookingFarmers MarketsMenu DesignCookbooks Gastronomy Food Channel
LOOKING FOR
Group therapy
SURVEY QUESTIONS
What is one thing people assume about you that you wish was true? That I feel really good when I succeed. That I'm capable of feeling good.
How often do you think about death? Every day.
Do you masturbate? Every day.
How did you lose your virginity? My senior year my older brother, Mikey, bought me booze to take to Derrick Winters' Halloween party because he thought I would maybe make some friends. Ended up crashing out in a bed with this girl who went to school in fucking Ohio or some shit. I don't remember her name - maybe Melissa? Melinda? We were both so drunk but she really wanted to do it, she had a whole strip of condoms. I do remember calling Mikey to come pick me up at like, 5am, sitting on the lawn out front, realizing my briefs were still somewhere in Mr and Mrs Winters' spare bedroom.
What’s the most toxic thing about yourself you actually kind of secretly like? I'm a perfectionist.
Three traits you find attractive. Gregariousness, consistency, control.
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