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Award-winning chef and Chicago restaurateur. ~~Tiny freak~~. Why does it keep adding shit here that I didn't write.

AGE	33	HEIGHT	5'7"
SIGN	Capricorn	JOB	Executive Chef
SEXUALITY	Mostly straight	DIET	Bad
SMOKE	Yes	DRINK	No

INTERESTS

CookingFarmers MarketsMenu DesignCookbooks Gastronomy Food Channel

LOOKING FOR

Group therapy

SURVEY QUESTIONS

What is one thing people assume about you that you wish was true?

That I feel really good when I succeed. That I'm capable of feeling good.

How often do you think about death?

Every day.

Do you masturbate?

Every day.

How did you lose your virginity?

My senior year my older brother, Mikey, bought me booze to take to Derrick Winters' Halloween party because he thought I would maybe make some friends. Ended up crashing out in a bed with this girl who went to school in fucking Ohio or some shit. I don't remember her name - maybe Melissa? Melinda? We were both so drunk but she really wanted to do it, she had a whole strip of condoms. I do remember calling Mikey to come pick me up at like, 5am, sitting on the lawn out front, realizing my briefs were still somewhere in Mr and Mrs Winters' spare bedroom.

What’s the most toxic thing about yourself you actually kind of secretly like?

I'm a perfectionist.

Three traits you find attractive.

Gregariousness, consistency, control.

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